Анекдоты, смешные истории и прочий юмор!!!

Египет
> Do you speak English?
> > Yes!
> > Name?
> > Abdul al-Rhazib.
> > Sex?
> > Three to five times a week.
> > No, no... I mean male or female?
> > Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
> > Holy cow!
> > Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
> > But isn't that hostile?
> > Horse style, doggy style, any style!
> > Oh dear!
> > No, no! Deer runs too fast...